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Sunday, March 4, 2018

OSCAR NIGHT 2018

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Welcome, one and all (probably closer to one… hi, Mom!), to my 13th annual LIVE, moment-by-moment, stream-of-consciousness Oscar commentary...
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Sunday, February 26, 2017

OSCAR NIGHT 2017

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  Welcome, friends, Twitter followers, Instagram stalkers, my mom, and anyone else who may have stumbled upon my 12th annual LIVE, moment-b...
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

OSCAR NIGHT 2016

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Welcome, friends, loved ones, long-lost acquaintances, Twitter pals, Instagram crushes, random trolls, and anyone else who may have stumble...
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New York, NY, United States
Ladies and gentlemen, I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at two thousand barrels and it's paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an oil man, you will agree.
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